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Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Light blue cotton tee with "Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong" and a unicorn holding a hammer.
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  • Women's funny woodworking graphic tee shirt for female woodworkers, makers, and DIY builders — Sawdust & Ponytails. Light blue cotton tee with "Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong" and a unicorn holding a hammer.
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Murder Is Wrong Happy Unicorn T-Shirt

Murder Is Wrong Happy Unicorn T-Shirt

Color: Steel Blue
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$39.99 $29.99
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Description

Woodworking Because Murder Is Wrong

Happy unicorn, sharp hammer

This tee doesn’t just say it—it lives it. If you’ve ever wanted to settle a DIY disaster with a hammer but held back because, well, murder is frowned upon, this shirt gets you. It’s for the woman who wields tools and sarcasm in equal measure.

You know that moment when your drill bit snaps mid-project, your cat decides the freshly glued wood is its new bed, and you’re pretty sure the instructions were written in another language? That’s the woodworking because murder is wrong life.

Wear it like a badge of honor, a clear warning, and a personal manifesto. You’re not here to break things—unless it’s the stereotype that women don’t belong in the workshop.

Stop overthinking. Start building. Own your workshop.
Why You'll Love It

All-day comfort for real shop work - Crafted from our incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is a daily essential built for comfort, with a smooth surface perfect for printing of any kind.  

Prints that don’t quit -  Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks that won’t crack, peel, or fade even after repeated washes and repeat mistakes.  

Fits real bodies doing real work - Our best-selling Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee features a crew neck, and tailored fit.

The Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey T-Shirt offers unparalleled softness and vibrant color options. Crafted from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee features a retail fit with side seams. Customers rave about its adaptability and true-to-size fit.

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed
  • Unisex sizing
  • Retail fit
  • Pre-shrunk
Care Instructions

Want your shirt to stay fabulous? You have to treat it right. 

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent and similar colors. 
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No chlorine bleach. No fabric softeners. 
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. 
  • Cool or low heat iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
  • No ironing on the design (don't do it 😅)  
  • Do not dry clean. 
The Fit

Unisex + Modern-Slim = The Bella+Canvas 3001 is a popular, lightweight unisex jersey tee designed with a modern, slim, and retail-ready fit, rather than a boxy, traditional cut. It features side-seamed construction for a more tailored, flattering silhouette, with shorter sleeves and a slightly longer body length. It is generally considered true-to-size but with a slimmer profile.

Everyday comfort you'll "accidentally" wear 3 days in a row

Women: 
Your regular size = fitted + cute.
Size down = fitted + spicy.
Size up = cozy queen vibes.

Men: 
Order your usual tee size for a slimmer fit and up for more room. You're good.

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Comfort Built for the shop (and the Couch) 🪚

Soft, breathable tees for people who own a saw but still Google "how to measure twice." Whether you're making sawdust, making mistakes, or making something you're weirdly proud of — these shirts are built for all of it. Tough enough to survive your questionable project decisions, comfortable enough to wear long after the tools are put away.

Sawdust is just glitter for real people. Wear it proud. 🪵

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. While I am personally located in Indiana, we have printers in multiple locations like Florida and Texas.
What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn’t the case, let us know and we’ll do our best to work with you to make it right.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with tracking information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
How much does shipping cost?

We offer $5 flat rate shipping and free shipping for orders over $75.

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