Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt
Sawdust, sass, and saw blades
Because smashing a 2x4 is way more satisfying than dealing with drama—legal, loud, and totally liberating. This shirt isn’t just fabric and ink; it’s your no-nonsense badge of honor, designed for the woman who’d rather split wood than split hairs. If you think power tools are more therapeutic than therapy itself, congratulations—you’ve just met your new favorite tee.
Slip into this regular-fit beauty, built to keep up with every twist, turn, and sawdust shower in your maker’s world. Whether you’re sanding down edges, measuring twice, or just rocking that “I’ve been in the shop” look like a boss, this shirt fits like it was made for you—because it was. It’s not just about looking good; it’s about owning every chip, splinter, and perfectly imperfect moment that comes with being a female woodworker who knows her way around a workshop.
You know that moment when you’re covered in sawdust, the smell of wood glue still fresh on your hands, your power drill buzzing in the background, and someone asks if you “need help” like you’re new to this? Or when you’re balancing a coffee in one hand, a measuring tape in the other, and trying not to swear at the stubborn piece of wood that refuses to behave? Then there’s the classic “just one more cut” that turns into three hours of pure shop therapy. That’s the Because Murder is Wrong life.
Wear it like a manifesto: you’re not here to fit into someone else’s blueprint. This tee is your personal declaration that you build your world on your own terms—powered by grit, sawdust, and a wicked sense of humor. It’s the perfect armor for women makers who don’t just break stereotypes—they shatter them with every project completed and every tool mastered.
Stop overthinking. Start building. Own your workshop.
